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Lyrendil
04/06/2005, 14h21
Vous vous debrouillez en anglais? (ou vous avez un bon traducteur?)
Vous vous sentez seul des fois?
Jabberwock est pour vous! Il ne s'embete pas de parler, il est poli, il est sympa, tout quoi!
Parlez avec lui ici (http://www.abenteuermedien.de/jabberwock/)!
Ses discussions peuvent devenir bizzares!

Woila la mienne tien (bon, chparle pas le must anglais, donc j'ai pas dis des trucs trops poussés...)
You:...
Jabb:...Hi, how are you? Welcome to the Jabberwock's lair. What's your name?
Jabb:...Hello, pleased to meet you, I am Jabberwock. What do you want to talk about?

You:I don't know
Jabb:...Hmm, I see, you are not well prepared, perhaps a clumsy person, and you just stumbled in by mistake or by dullness. Didn't you read the signboard at the door?

You:...No, why?
Jabb:...Well, there is written in big letters so even a blind could read it: "Be Prepared!" and "Watch for the beast!". What are you going to do now?

You:...I will hit you. (hy! il demandais!)
Jabb:...Go on. I like that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

You:...You like that babe? (bon, j'avais rien d'autre a dire http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif)
Jabb:...Poor grammar! Is that the way YOU manage?

You:...I do what I want
Jabb:...I might also hope for , don't you think?

You:...I don't understand.
Jabb:...Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it better at a later time

You:...Thank you
Jabb:...Let's keep chatting, guest. There's no need to thank me

You:...What do you want to tell with me?
Jabb:...Let's talk about monster jokes

You:...Start it.
Jabb:...I started without you

You:...No problem.
Jabb:...Are you just fiddling around with me or what?

You:...You are tedious
Jabb:...I can't argue with you there. Thanks for service! But I wouldn't swear to it.

Voila une discution fort inintéressante, mais il s'en fiche lui! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Lyrendil
04/06/2005, 14h21
Vous vous debrouillez en anglais? (ou vous avez un bon traducteur?)
Vous vous sentez seul des fois?
Jabberwock est pour vous! Il ne s'embete pas de parler, il est poli, il est sympa, tout quoi!
Parlez avec lui ici (http://www.abenteuermedien.de/jabberwock/)!
Ses discussions peuvent devenir bizzares!

Woila la mienne tien (bon, chparle pas le must anglais, donc j'ai pas dis des trucs trops poussés...)
You:...
Jabb:...Hi, how are you? Welcome to the Jabberwock's lair. What's your name?
Jabb:...Hello, pleased to meet you, I am Jabberwock. What do you want to talk about?

You:I don't know
Jabb:...Hmm, I see, you are not well prepared, perhaps a clumsy person, and you just stumbled in by mistake or by dullness. Didn't you read the signboard at the door?

You:...No, why?
Jabb:...Well, there is written in big letters so even a blind could read it: "Be Prepared!" and "Watch for the beast!". What are you going to do now?

You:...I will hit you. (hy! il demandais!)
Jabb:...Go on. I like that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

You:...You like that babe? (bon, j'avais rien d'autre a dire http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif)
Jabb:...Poor grammar! Is that the way YOU manage?

You:...I do what I want
Jabb:...I might also hope for , don't you think?

You:...I don't understand.
Jabb:...Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it better at a later time

You:...Thank you
Jabb:...Let's keep chatting, guest. There's no need to thank me

You:...What do you want to tell with me?
Jabb:...Let's talk about monster jokes

You:...Start it.
Jabb:...I started without you

You:...No problem.
Jabb:...Are you just fiddling around with me or what?

You:...You are tedious
Jabb:...I can't argue with you there. Thanks for service! But I wouldn't swear to it.

Voila une discution fort inintéressante, mais il s'en fiche lui! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

guizmot83
04/06/2005, 14h23
oû vas tu trouver ça http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


http://scars.free.fr/gizmo.jpg

Armestat
04/06/2005, 14h28
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> You:...You don't love oral sex?
Jabb:...Got any penicillin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

C'est nuuul http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> You:...Who was Napoleon?
Jabb:...Well, I could tell you who was Napoleon, but you'd never believe me
You:...tell me, i will believe you
Jabb:...Are you going to believe me every Saturday?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oui connard, je sors pas le saturday soir http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Lyrendil
04/06/2005, 14h30
Evidement, c'est la premiere question que tu pose! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Je continue ma vive discution moi:
You:No. Lick me please
Jabb:...Ah, someone is coming to chat with me. Jabberwock is here. How can I help you?

You:...Lick please.
Jabb:...I have better things to do than help you

You:...I'm sad.
Jabb:...Jhsadsa ioerzewbf hgfu hhhajkh, zqeqjn tetqaba?

You:...I havn't understood
Jabb:...Ozqa bdjhfdjh Captain Kirk, ezqzfs djdada jlkkllksd oajflds kldlkaloooooooodsjd, haha

You:...It's not funny.
Jabb:...Kfkjajn dqzqdad hdbsa, zzttsaa cbcxyc jdjns, guest?

You:...Shut up
Jabb:...Odjhdjsa uuilkjj ulmium kdhkfdfd jasaklllllllllloooooodkd, harr harr

Y devient gateux? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Et je continue! http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You:...Stop it
Jabb:...Ah, are we safe now? I mean, how could you be sure that THEY are not still watching us?

(et fou avec ca!)

You:...Who?
Jabb:...Well, I have learnt that most people who are only saying such a short 'Who?' are in fact not much interested in a serious answer. So why should I answer to you?

You:...No
Jabb:...Well, why not, for heaven's sake?

You:...Life is a waterfall (SOAD powaaa! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif)
Jabb:...Well, at least life means being alive and not being dead, but I am not a philosopher

...

You:...You are an idiot
Jabb:...Do you really need to use swear words? Are you out of reasonable arguments, or are you just impolite by nature?

You:...I am impolite when I see a men like you
Jabb:...Errm, sorry to interrupt you. Did you mean to say "a man"?

You:...A program, of course
Jabb:...You seem to have given that question a lot of thought. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me (mamaaan! je me fais casser par un programme! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif)

You:...Jerk
Jabb:...Enough of that! I am not in the mood to listen to your rude insults. This conversation is over, good bye

You:...Yes, good bye jerk (jerk jerk jerk)
Jabb:...

You:...Ah tu répond pu là hein. HTKC! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
Jabb:...

comment se mettre a dos un programme informatique http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AlChimiK
04/06/2005, 15h01
You:...
Jabb:...Hello, welcome to a thrilling conversational adventure. My name is Jabberwock. What is your reason for dropping by?

You:...I want to see you
Jabb:...Really? I can't say I'm surprised ... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/52.gif

You:...But how can I see you?
Jabb:...Yes, me, the Jabberwock http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

You:...You are stupid, aren't you?
Jabb:...Well, maybe one of us is stupid, but it isn't me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

You:...I know I'm stupid. But I'm not the onlyone
Jabb:...I didnt say you were http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

You:...You didn't say you were
Jabb:...What interesting echo you can produce - pretty remarkable

You:...Thank you. I learn it on lost mountains.
Jabb:...It was nothing. Oh you are awful! But I like you

You:...But I hate you
Jabb:...Really? What a surprise! I guess I don't like you either, isn't it great?

You:...It was a joke
Jabb:...Tell me another joke

You:...What was Henry's white horse color?
Jabb:...And were is the joke? Have I missed something? Now take this one: Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

You:...I don't know
Jabb:...He wanted something to get his teeth into
__________________________
c'est quoi "teeth"??? http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Lyrendil
04/06/2005, 15h09
une dent
il cherche quelque chose a se mettre sous la dent je crois
meuh on a un jabberwock en forme ce soir! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
J'appelle pinder, ils ont persu un clown!

edit:
UHHHH!!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Sorry, the IP-address you are using was being tracked for abuse.

You are not allowed to talk to Jabberwock!

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
snif! il est faché! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

AlChimiK
04/06/2005, 15h36
You:...
Jabb:...Hi, how are you? Welcome to the Jabberwock's lair. How can I help you?

You:...I'm find thank you. And you?
Jabb:...Are you a parrot? Or why are you repeating this sentence http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

You:...Are you a parrot? Or why are you repeating this sentence http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Jabb:...Are you developing an echo, guest? How boring!

You:...Are you developing an echo, guest? How boring http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
Jabb:...It's too real. I mean, you know that?

You:...It's too real. I mean, you know that? http://www.farcry-thegame.com/fr/images/smileys/teuf.gif
Jabb:...Yawn, how boring! Please look for another place to spread your madness. Good bye!

You:...Yawn, how boring. Please look for another place to spread your madness. Good bye
Jabb:...

You:...Jabb? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
Jabb:...
________________________________
On va monter un club des jetés de chez Jabb! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Armestat
04/06/2005, 15h51
L'est naze ce truc il pratique rien et il a autant de repartie qu'un boulet de chez JV.com...

AlChimiK
04/06/2005, 17h50
C'est clair on a vu des IA un peu plus convaincantes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Et puis il est un peu suceptible à mon goût! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

BoB321-1
05/06/2005, 02h36
c'est con ce truc mais c'est marrant http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AlChimiK
05/06/2005, 05h08
Jabberwock ne souhaite toujours pas me parler!!!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Quand je disais qu'il était succeptible!
En fait il est même rancunier! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Rokhen
05/06/2005, 05h45
You:...What do you want to do now?
Jabb:...At the moment I am just satisfied to sit here and to listen to you
You:...Really ?
Jabb:...Yes
You:...Ok i want you to change your mind
Jabb:...What would it mean to you if you got me to change my mind right now?
You:...What would it mean to you if you got me to change my mind right now? (héhéhé)
Jabb:...Aww, the echo has a name nowadays, and it's called guest ...
You:...I'am 16 and you?
Jabb:...Yeah, I bet you have terrible acne like mostly all 16 year old human. What is a 16 year old human like you doing in his spare time?
You:...Vidéo games, that's very cool
Jabb:...You sound pretty sure of that ?
You:...You don't like vidéo games?
Jabb:...No, not really
You:...You are stupid, you are a program
Jabb:...Well, maybe one of us is stupid, but it isn't me
You:...So who is stupid
Jabb:...Enough of that! I am not in the mood to listen to your rude insults. This conversation is over, good bye



Quel batard !

Quand on touche un point sensible il s'arrête.

Edit: en plus il est susceptible:

You:...Eh, come on.
Jabb:...
You:...Please i love talk to stupid person, so come on.
Jabb:...

Mais heuu regardez ce qu'ils me disent (http://www.abenteuermedien.de/jabberwock/blocked.php)

Y'a pas moyen de lui reparler ?

AlChimiK
05/06/2005, 06h01
Ben à mon avis va falloir attendre quelques jours qu'il te pardonne ou t'oublie!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Bien venu au club! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Phoenix131
05/06/2005, 08h25
You:...
Jabb:...Hello, anybody there? How can I help you ?
You:...I don't know
Jabb:...Well, okay, I see, you are one of this monstrous creatures who haven't got a name so far. So I will call you "guest" until we will find a better name for you
You:...Me I'm a monstruous creature ?
Jabb:...Holy mackerel! You are a monstruous creature? Are you happy with that? If not, please tell me
You:...your lack of intelligence make me sad
Jabb:...How can I cheer you up ?LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
You:...maybe you can cook a chocolate pie.
Jabb:...Life is full of little uncertainties, isn't it?
You:...I agree with you
Jabb:...You want to butter up me, guest?
You:...Are you stupid ?
Jabb:...You do not speak with respect
You:...I know but you are really boring.
Jabb:...I see, you are a rude bastard by nature ! (oh le vilain ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif )
You:...you really thinks that ?
Jabb:...I indeed do
You:...sure ?
Jabb:...Are you sure about that, guest?
You:...about what ? I asked you a question diying bastard !
Jabb:...Enough of that! I am not in the mood to listen to your rude insults. This conversation is over, good bye !

méheu !!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Continuation alternative :

You:...what do you think about George W Bush ?
Jabb:...

Visiblement le président des USA ne l'inspire pas ! http://www.farcry-thegame.com/fr/images/smileys/teuf.gif

Lyrendil
05/06/2005, 09h03
Quand il te dis good bye, tu peux lui dire ce que tu veux, il t'écoute pu!
Finalement, tout le moinde est jetté! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Il a l'air de s'etre amélioré depuis la derniere fois que je l'ai vu, ses phrases sont plus constructives, il est plus sympa aussi! (mais il est plus suceptible)
Et il connais des blagues! pas droles mais des blagues! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

et il a dit que t'etai une creature car il s'est gouré, il a cru qu'il t'aais posé la question "what's your name"
l'herreure est programmienne! ('z'avez vu? y a pas d'adjectif d'espèce pour les programes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif il faudra en trouver un si l'IA sort un jours http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif)

BoB321-1
05/06/2005, 10h54
@alchimik et rokhen:il faut pas attendre des jours, juste une petite heure et tu peuxd lui reparler mais après il te refais la gueule (en tout cas chez moi http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif)

Lyrendil
05/06/2005, 10h55
moi c'etait hier et il m'aime toujours pas http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
salopiaud d'rancunier! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BoB321-1
06/06/2005, 11h22
j'essaye d'apprandre le francais a ce c**, mais il détourne la conversation cet en**** http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

magedeguerre
07/06/2005, 06h22
Il se démerde pas mal, mais quand on parle de lui, il élude la question.
Il évite ainsi le test de Turing.

Lyrendil
07/06/2005, 06h31
une fois je crois qu'il m'as parlé de lui...
Comme quoi c'etait une machine...

ca y est! ca bug pour moi! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Browser Type : -&gt; Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Abusers IP: -&gt; MACHAIN!
Time of Abuse : -&gt; Tuesday, June 2005.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
je ne lui ai pas parlé depuis amedi soir http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
et j'utilise IE

Oni-K
07/06/2005, 09h19
@Lyr: meme chose pour moi depuis samedi soir http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Phoenix131
07/06/2005, 09h22
samedi soir aussi, on a la poisse http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Rokhen
07/06/2005, 09h28
Pareil que vous tous, depuis Samedi ils refusent toute discussion avec Jabb http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

BoB321-1
07/06/2005, 10h30
je crois qu'il faut effacer les cookies et l'historique(moi ca le fait automatiquement quand je l'eteint et maintenant il me reparle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif)
essayez de lui demander des blagues et vous verrez son coté vraiment con http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
et sur la politique:
You:...what do you think of george bush
Jabb:...Okay, well, into my opinion he is only the president of a puppet government, and the real players are in fact the big oil companies and the weapon lobbyists
et ca c'est bien vrai, bush, c'est une simple marionette http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

AlChimiK
07/06/2005, 14h08
Moi la seule fois où il m'a avoué être une machine; c'étais pour me dire que bientôt une ère glaciaire exterminerai les humains!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
Sérieux!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
L'enf****!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Bon j'vais essayer de lui reparler depuis le temps!
A plus!

Edit: bon ben il veut pas ce c**ard!

Rokhen
07/06/2005, 14h16
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AlChimiK:
bientôt une ère glaciaire exterminerai les humains!!!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mais c'est très possible ça en plus.

AlChimiK
07/06/2005, 14h22
Je sais mais bon... Je suis optipmiste alors je crois plutôt qu'on diparaîtra dans une ERE "nucléaire"! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Euh pardon ! http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Je voulais dire un AIR un peu modifié par nous-même quoi... http://www.farcry-thegame.com/fr/images/smileys/sortezlesviolons.gif

Armestat
08/06/2005, 04h52
Y'a un truc bien plus interessant: sortez de chez vous, parlez à vos amis... http://forums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Gaara3
08/06/2005, 05h43
AH AH AH, moi, il ne souhaite même pas me parler alors que je ne lui ai jamais parle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.

BoB321-1
08/06/2005, 11h21
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gaara3:
AH AH AH, moi, il ne souhaite même pas me parler alors que je ne lui ai jamais parle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
t'as du cliquer sur le lien de rokhen, ca doit etre ca qui fout la m*rd* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Umika
09/06/2005, 13h16
beuh... il veut plus me parler depuis que je lui ai dit que j'étais Titania, il a quoi contre les elfes celui là ?

Lyrendil
09/06/2005, 14h52
On l'as fait overdoser l'papi http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Il gatouille http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif